Tonight I had to meet one of my best
friends boyfriend for the first time. It wasn’t nearly as awkward as meeting
her previous love interests, so I at least had that going for me. They’ve only
been together for 3 weeks, already live together and have been talking about
getting married and having a kid by New Years.. Or I guess getting married and
having the kid started by New Years. Started cooking in that vagina oven. Or
something.
I’m not quite sure what to think of
it all, they say lesbians move fast and here I am still trying to weave my way
through if we should get married or not after 3 years.
Anyways. The last man she had me
meet was named Normand. He was about 4 inches shorter than me, which is
impressive considering I’m 5’4”. He wore tight boy jeans, with pre-ripped holes
all down the front of them and bedazzled crosses on the back butt pockets. His
light plaid shirt was tucked in and a slightly over-sized belt buckle held on
tightly to his black leather belt.
We spent most of the night
listening to him talk about how expensive his clothes were, and how much he
enjoyed going to the strip club. I’m not really sure if he heard much of what
we had to say to him. Which is probably for the best, I told him he had bad
hair.
I had them meet us at our favorite
local restaurant tonight. After dinner and a few drinks each we came back to my house
and sat out on our porch. She kept the sex talk to a minimum, so thankfully my
neighbors didn’t have to hear about.
I noticed the absence of Kh after a
while, and we all decided to call it a night. I found her passed out in the
bed, she came out to say her goodbyes, then shortly after passed out back in
bed with her shoes and glasses on. I don’t think she could hang tonight.
I made a hot dog and started
watching The Wild and Wonderful Whites while, of course, drinking a beer.
I can’t wait to sleep in tomorrow.
Thank all that is good that summer is over with.
xo
You gave an excellent description of the previous schmuck with the bedazzled crosses on his butt. Love that.
ReplyDeletehaha thanks.. i should have thought ahead and snapped a picture of him.
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