I shower with the lights off and the door wide open. I sing
and dance when cooking dinner, with four wide eyes staring at me hoping I drop
a piece. I fill my wine glass past the half way mark, and won’t pour more in
until I’ve finished it all. I think it’s bad luck. I can never have my back to
a crowded room; it goes double in a restaurant. I love to laugh but smiling
takes effort. I pretend I’m the invisible woman when grocery shopping and buy
to many boxes of mac and cheese. I like to have sex in the morning and don’t
care if my neighbors hear. I hate wearing jeans but will on occasion, mostly
when I know I don’t have to wear them for longer than 2 hours. I can’t stand people telling me what to
do, and will do the complete opposite to prove that you can’t dictate my life. I
underestimate how big my boobs are every time I try on a new shirt. I could eat
sushi for every meal, and I’m really too sarcastic for my own good. I’m a
natural red head, who bites her nails if she doesn’t have nail polish on them.
I’m obsessed with efficiency but I’m always late.
I am my own woman. I wouldn't have it any other way.
xo
